cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks, via ameliaisawesomesauce)

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via himynameisalexanicetomeetyou)

willfateallowit:

"I really like what you’ve done to me. I can’t really explain it, I’m so into you."

Into You | Fabolous ft. Ashanti

holy fucking shit i can’t stop smiling talk about throwback

(via lohanthony)

vndercontrol:

Dream date: let me drive us around in my car and show you all my favorite songs