"I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell."

"I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart."

et-saxophone-home:

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

This is the most beautiful post on Tumblr.

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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

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sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine

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