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find me a black guy who will let me use their id for tomorrow night!

LOL. Can I just make you an ID out of construction paper and duct tape? :D

I hate how I can’t take compliments well. :( I get super awkward because I don’t believe them. 

Sad life. 

And why is it 230812093 degrees? I’m dying..and hungry.

I don’t understand why really pretty girls go out with dirty, douchebag mokes.

No offence to the really pretty girls going out with dirty, douchebag mokes or who like dirty, douchebag mokes.

I’m just saying.

Should I make pancakes for dinner? I had cereal for breakfast, eggs and fruit for lunch…

BREAKFAST ALL DAY.