"I did not intend to get this drunk"

Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

(via stoned-and-gay)

neone-meow-vaults:

diamondngyn:

job that pays you to exercise??? Stripper

or fitness consultant

"You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it."

How I Met Your Mother (via perfect)

(Source: studiosixty, via stoned-and-gay)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye, via lettuce-rave)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maybe-theres-wifi:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️

but aren’t you a girl

This just in: queer people exist

(via lohanthony)